14 June 2007

Nazi Squirrels?

For anyone who has ever doubted my belief that squirrels are evil, have it in for humanity, carry the black plague and really can't be trusted...check out this news report:

BERLIN -- An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.

The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim. With the squirrel hanging on by its teeth, the woman ran out into the street, where she managed to shake the animal off.
The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.
"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."
Told ya. Squirrels...they WILL bite you & kill you!
*UPDATE* Just in case you don't believe me...here are more news articles about these Satanic beings! Check out this little bit of squirrel hatred too!


ordinarygirl said...

Squirrels are evil (and destructive)! Now, chipmunks on the other hand, are cute.

Misty said...

You have to make friends with them! I feed the neighborhood squirrels in exchange for them staying out of my garbage cans. I think they tell the raccoons to stay out too, cuz as long as the squirrels have bellies full of day old bread and half eaten bagels, the garbage is untouched. But the day I forget to leave them their libations, they have some sort of pow-wow in the rubbish, and defiantly drag nasty bits out leaving them for Jude to come across while playing out back in the morning...

Crystal said...

That is the scariest looking squirrel I've ever seen. And to think all these years I've been afraid of raccoons.